July 2012
75 posts
TLOS GIVEAWAY!!!
josefa7:
I was very fortunate to have Chris sign two books, but I really don’t need the other so I’m giving it away.
RULES:
-You don’t have to follow me, only If you want.
-Likes and reblogs count, as many times as you want.
-Contest ends August 1st 11:59pm and I will message the winner soon after.
-I will ship anywhere.
They should just start making up fake countries to...
enochianrage:
getthesaltnburn:
improbablenormality:
simplydalektable:
emmiandthefireflies:
“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…
“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”
“There’s the Empire, with Darth Vader waving the flag.”
“Oh, and the contingent from Westeros, such elaborate uniforms”
“And now the representatives of Mordor are simply walking in…”
Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There is nothing magical about being a virgin, nor is there anything magical about having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices.
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?”
(you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
“The camera adds ten pounds, takes four inches off your height, and doesn’t...”
– Colin Mochrie (via rycolfan)
castielanangelofthelord:
crowmunist:
SO I WAS TALKING WITH MY FRIEND FROM AUSTRALIA ABOUT POPSICLES AND SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BOMB POP WAS SO I MADE THIS FREEDOM CRACK ABOUT IT BEING THE MOST AMERICAN POPSICLE
AND SHE ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT AUSTRALIA’S “FAVORITE FROZEN DELIGHT” WAS
I ANSWERED “KOALA”
AND SHE SAID NO
IT’S GOLDEN GAYTIMES
GOLDEN
GAYTIMES
THIS /FUCKING/ POPSICLE
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